The Dreaded Bio

I’m a freelance writer (see: “broke dreamer”) and my focuses are: film criticism, screenwriting, internet list-humor, esoteric nerd-based editorials, and scripting sequential-art (that’s comic books for the less-than-pretentious.) I’ve even managed to publish a tiny bit of straight-up prose fiction…
http://www.nolafugeespress.com/our-books-2/life-in-the-wake/

One of my proudest professional moments was being asked to write for the award-winning web-series, Agents of Cracked…
http://www.cracked.com/video_18280_friendly-fire-marshal.html

I also have a habit of forcing my friends to film these absurd sketches I keep churning out instead of doing real work. If you’ve got a minute and fifteen seconds to kill and feel like placating me, then behold and please refrain from feeding…

The Good Robot Us’s!*
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/68aa8e7637/boy-interrupted
Boy, Interrupted
*[DISCLAIMER: Anyone who got that "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey" reference has been awarded 5 Cool-Points, redeemable for one free over-the-shoulder "Top Gun" high-five administered personally by me, Joel Farrelly. Void where prohibited.*]

*[Prohibited everywhere.]

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